In the Days Before the Joyless Microbe Applied the Padlock
£1,950 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “1. Joyless Microbe”
Here’s to 1000 Years of Farting About
We’re Just Going Round To The Browns’ For A Quick Drink. You Don’t Have To Brace Yourself For The Apocalypse
Let’s Put Some Fun Unto This Shit
We Found Ourselves in a Free-Form Jazz Situation
(410mm x 520mm)
£1,550 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select “5. We Found Ourselves in a Free-Form Jazz Situation”
Loitering in Someone Else’s Daydream
Mob Wedding
(415mm x 384mm)
£950 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “7. Mob Wedding”
She Has Vices / Admire
(430mm x 660mm)
£1,750 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “8. She Has Vices / Admire”
Sixty-Three Years On, Bob Was Still Seething
(790mm x 730mm)
£2,250 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select “#9””
Born a Noble, Raised by Sheep, Loved by the Unstable
(550mm x 450mm)
£1,650 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select “10. Born a Noble, Raised by Sheep, Loved by the Unstable”
Please Whisper, I’ve Had A Stressful Day Collecting Acorns, Searching For Spiders And Watching Slasher Movies
A Blissful Succession of Ordinary Days
(560mm x 690mm)
£1,885 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “12. Another Blissful Succession of Ordinary Days”
You Know My Heart’s Still Yours to Break
(510mm x 390mm)
£1,125 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “13. You Know My Heart’s Still Yours to Break”
SOLD
Orgies Don’t Just Start Themselves
If Any of You Rich, Athletic, Soft-Hearted Men…
Shit, Bitches, You Is Fine
Why Don’t You Come Nest in My Heart
(141mm x 520mm)
£950 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #17
I Really Think This Eyeshadow Palette is the One That’s Going to Turn It All Around for Me
(380mm x 480mm)
£1,100 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #18
The Route to Your Heart
(430mm x 570mm)
£1,650 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “19. The Route to Your Heart”
If You Can’t Trust a Guy You Just Met Who Can You Trust
(660mm x 460mm)
£1,750 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #20
Of Course I Want You For Your Body Baby, I’ve Got A Perfectly Good Mind Of My Own
I Can’t Take Him Anywhere. I Do Apologise
(560mm 750mm)
£2,000 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #22
I’ve Brought My Signature Weapon
What D’you Expect When You Turn Up to Jury Duty on Acid?
(440mm x 320mm)
£1,250 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #24
The Dung Beetle’s Dream
(320mm x 420mm)
£1,000 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, please select #25
If You’re Going to be Like That I’ll Just Go and Die by the Bins
(325mm x 395mm)
£950 + p&p - click here to visit the shop. On the order form drop-down for Engravings, select “#26.”